An elderly woman walks into the Chase Manhattan Bank carrying a large paper
bag and walks up to the teller window. "How may I help you?" asked the young
teller eyeing the lady and her bag. "Well, I have $7,000,000 in this bag and
I'd like to open an account. But first I want to meet the President of the
bank." The teller looked in the bag, saw enough $1000 bills to possibly make
up $7,000,000 and called the President's office. The lady was escorted to his
office. "What brings you here?" the President asked her, and how did you come
by such a large sum of money? An inheritance?" "No," replied the lady, "I
bet." "You mean like in gambling?" "No," she replied, "I bet on people. For
example, I'll bet you $25,000.00 that by 10:00 tomorrow morning your balls
will be square. When I come back tomorrow, I'll open my account." And with
that she left. The bank President, figuring all he had to do the rest of the
day was be careful, too the bet. And he was careful in everything he did for
the rest of the day. The next morning in the shower he checked himself and
found everything was normal and as it always was. He figured he had just made
the easiest $25,000 of his life. Just before 10:00, the old lady arrived -
with her bag and accompanied by a young man. "This is my lawyer," she told the
President, "I bring him with me whenever large sums of money are involved."
"Well," said the President, "I don't know how to tell you this but everything
is normal. So I guess I win the $25,000." "I want to check for myself," she
replied. "Drop your pants." The bank President dropped his pants and the lady
went up and grabbed his balls to check them herself. "What's wrong with him?"
the President asked seeing the lady's lawyer banging his head against the
wall. "Oh, don't mind him," she said, "I bet him $100,000 that by 10:00 this
morning I would have the President of Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls."