An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the
doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to
have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor
thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Santos,
but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have
for birth control pills?" The woman responded, "They help me
sleep better." The doctor thought some more and continued,
"How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"
The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange
juice and I sleep better at night."