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Blind Fire Fighters

 A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for
 particularly slow group of golfers.

 Engineer:  What's with these guys?  We must have been waiting for 15

 Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!

 Priest: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper.  Let's have a word with
 him...Hi George.  Say George, what's with that group ahead of us?
 They're rather slow aren't they?

 George: Oh yes.  That's a group of blind fire fighters.  They lost their
 sight while saving our club house last year.  So we let them play here
 anytime free of charge!


 Priest: That's so sad.  I think I will say a special prayer for them

 Doctor: Good idea.  And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy
 and see if there's anything he can do for them.


 Engineer:  Why can't these guys play at night?

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