Blind Fire Fighters
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for
particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15
Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
Priest: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with
him...Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow aren't they?
George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their
sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here
anytime free of charge!
Priest: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them
Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy
and see if there's anything he can do for them.
Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?