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Blonde Jokes

Q:   How does the blonde car pool work?
A:   They all meet at work at 7:45.

Q:   What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A:   Her IQ goes up!

Q:   Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A:   She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

Q:   Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
A:   To keep their legs together.

Q:   Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A:   So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

A:   Blondes screw in back seats, not in lightbulbs, silly.

Q:   How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A:   You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.

Q:   How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A:   She threw it off a cliff.

Q:   How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A:
      By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q:   How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A:   She has a checkbook.

Q:   How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A:   There is a stamp on it.

Q:   How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A:   She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q:   What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A:   The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q:   What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
A:    The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.

Q:   Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A:   It takes too long to retrain them.

Q:   Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every
A:   Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

Q:   Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
A:   They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

Q:   What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A:   They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

Q:   What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A:   "Nice tits!"

Q:   What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A:   Change.

Q:   Why do blondes have more fun?
A:   'Cause they glow in the dark.

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