The Blondes Fight Back...At Long Last!
 
1.  What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch ?
     A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

2.  What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette ?
     Brown-bagging it.

3.  What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure ?
     No one else wants it.

4.  Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?
     So brunettes can remember them.

5.  What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes ?
     Invisible.

6.  What is the difference between a brunette and garbage ?
     Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

7.  What's a brunette's mating call ?

     " Has the blonde left yet ? "

8.  What did the brunette say after having sex ?

     " Are you guys all on the same team ? "

9.  Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers ?
     Because they can't keep their calves together.

10. What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you ?
      Pull the pin and throw it back at her.

11. What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom ?
      That's a brunette driving through a flashing red light.

12. What's the difference between a brunette and a 747 jet ?
      Some men have never been in a 747.

13. How does a brunette turn on the light after sex ?
      She opens the car door.