The Blondes Fight Back...At Long Last!
1. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch ?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
2. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette ?
3. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure ?
No one else wants it.
4. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?
So brunettes can remember them.
5. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes ?
6. What is the difference between a brunette and garbage ?
Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
7. What's a brunette's mating call ?
" Has the blonde left yet ? "
8. What did the brunette say after having sex ?
" Are you guys all on the same team ? "
9. Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers ?
Because they can't keep their calves together.
10. What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you ?
Pull the pin and throw it back at her.
11. What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom ?
That's a brunette driving through a flashing red light.
12. What's the difference between a brunette and a 747 jet ?
Some men have never been in a 747.
13. How does a brunette turn on the light after sex ?
She opens the car door.