LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS
     PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
 
    1. Cover your stump before you hump
    2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
    3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
    4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
    5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
    6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
    7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
    8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
    9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
   10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
   11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
   12. If you go into heat, package your meat
   13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
   14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
   15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
   16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
   17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
   18. The right selection will protect your erection
   19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
   20. A crank with armor will never harm her
   21. No glove, no love!