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Country Western Titles

 These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of...The Worst (or
 Best) Country-Western Song Titles of All-Time:
 1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
 2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
 3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
 4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
 5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
 6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
 7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.
 8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
 9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car
 Don't Run,
 So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
 10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
 11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
 12. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
 13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
 14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
 15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
 16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over
 17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
 18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
 19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
 20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
 21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
 22. Please Bypass this Heart
 23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
 24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
 25. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goal Posts Of Life

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