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Custer's last thoughts



 An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall. 

He called in an artist.  Describing what he wanted, the
billionaire said, ?I am a history buff, and I would like your
interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer?s mind before he
died.  I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I
return, I expect it to be completed?.

 >  Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to
examine the new mural.  To his surprise, what he found was a painting
of a cow with a halo, surrounded by hundreds of Indians in various
stages and positions of making love.  Furious, he called the artist
in.  "What the hell is this?"  screamed the billionaire.

 >  "Why, that's exactly what you asked for."  said the artist
smugly.

 "No.  I didn't ask for pornographic filth!  What I asked for
was your interpretation of the last thing that went through
Custer's mind!"

 And there you have it,  said the artist.  I call it "Holy
Cow!  Look at all those Fucking Indians!"



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