Custer's last thoughts
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall.
He called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the
billionaire said, ?I am a history buff, and I would like your
interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer?s mind before he
died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I
return, I expect it to be completed?.
> Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to
examine the new mural. To his surprise, what he found was a painting
of a cow with a halo, surrounded by hundreds of Indians in various
stages and positions of making love. Furious, he called the artist
in. "What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire.
> "Why, that's exactly what you asked for." said the artist
"No. I didn't ask for pornographic filth! What I asked for
was your interpretation of the last thing that went through
And there you have it, said the artist. I call it "Holy
Cow! Look at all those Fucking Indians!"