Some Australian Humor (must be done w/an Australian accent)
A bloke went to his mate's fancy dress costume party with nothing but
a naked girl on his back.
"So what are you supposed to be?" the host asked indignantly.
"I'm a snail," the bloke replied.
The exasperated host asked, "How can you be a snail when all you've got is
that naked girl on your back?"
The bloke replied. "That's Michelle."