Dressed for success
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony
beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender
set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my
"But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."