At an art exhibition there was a painting of three very naked, and
black men, sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men
both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle
very pink penis. A man and a woman were standing there, staring at
picture, scratching their heads and trying to figure this out.
The artist walked by and noticed the couple's confusion. "Can I help
with this painting?" he asked. "Well, yes" said the gentleman. "We
curious about the picture of black men on the bench. Why does the man
the middle have a pink penis?"
"Oh," said the artist. "I'm afraid you've misunderstood the painting.
three men are not Africans, they're coal miners, and the fellow in
middle went home for lunch."