Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a hollywood party. They
 are talking and bill says: "i've seen some great
pictures
- of divine brown lately, I sure would like to get
together
with her!"
 - Hugh replies: "well Bill, you know ... Ever since our
 - incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a  small fortune."
  Bill (with a chuckle), "hugh, money's no object to me.
  What's her number?" So, Hugh gives Bill her number and
 bill sets up a date.
  They meet & after they finish, bill is lying there in
 ecstasy, mumbling "god ...now I know why you chose
  the name divine." To which she replies: "thank you bill
  ... And now I know how you chose the name ...
 Microsoft."