It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending
the day at the zoo.
She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with
straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very
busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front
of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (no
He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he
grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is
obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband,
noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife
tease the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips,
wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She
does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake
the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to
show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the
"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him." he
says.... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's
Then the husband nabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage,
slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."