Subject: Grapes & Donuts

 Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned
 to sex. "You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems"
 Linda told her friend. "That's amazing!" Mary replied, "so have Tom and
 I." "We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda.
 "Oh, we could never do that!  We'd be too embarrassed!" responded
 Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?" Several
 weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again.  "So how did
 the sex therapy work out, Linda?" Mary asked. "Things couldn''t be
 better!", Linda exclaimed.  "We began with a physical exam, and
 afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us.  He told us
 to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes
 and a dozen donuts.  He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the
 grapes and donuts at each other.  Every grape that went into my vagina,
 John had to get it out with his tongue.  Every donut that I
 ringed his penis with, I had to eat.  Our sex life is wonderful, in fact
 it's better than it's ever been!" With that endorsement Mary talked her
 husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist.  After the
 physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his
 office.  "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you,"
 he said. "But doctor," Mary complained, "you did such good for Linda and
 John, surely you must have a suggestion for us!  Please, please, can't
 you give us some help?  Any help at all?" "Well, OK," the doctor
 answered.  "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store
 and buy a sack of apples and a box of cheerios!