HARE OR HAIR TALE THAT IS THE QUESTION
A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping
the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting it, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.
driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled
to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of
rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt
awful that he began to cry. A blonde woman driving down the
saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She
stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit
The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She
her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the
dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto it.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw
two humans and hopped down the road. Fifty feet away the rabbit
stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the
another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet,
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance
in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded,
was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the
It said: "Hair Spray -- Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds