Actual Newspaper Headlines; Collected by Journalists

 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
 2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
 3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
 4. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
 5. Farmer Bill Dies In House
 6. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
 7. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands
 8. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
 9. Eye Drops Off Shelf
10. Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
11. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
12. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
13. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
14. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
15. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
16. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
17. Stolen Painting Found By Tree
18. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
19. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
20. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
21. War Dims Hope For Peace
22. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
23. Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
24. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
25. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
26. Deer Kill 17,000
27. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
28. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
29. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
30. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
31. Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Needy
32. Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts Fire
33. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
34. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
35. Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
36. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
37. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
38. Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing
39. Air Head Fired
40. Steals Clock, Faces Time
41. Old School Pillars are Replaced By Alumni
42. Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board
43. Hospitals are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
44. Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction