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Lone Ranger

         The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to
         drink a beer.  After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy
         walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse
         outside?"  The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt,
         and said, "I do...  Why?"

         The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just
         thought you'd like to know that your horse is about half
         dead out there!"  The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside
         and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat

         The Lone Ranger got the horse some water and soon Silver
         was starting to feel a little better.  Then the Lone Ranger
         turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around
         Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to
         make him start to cool off from this heat."

         Tonto said, "Yes, Kemosabe" and took off running circles
         around Silver, waving a saddle blanket to try and keep
         the air moving.  Not able to do anything else but
         wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish
         his drink.

         A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the
         bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
         The Lone Ranger stands again and says, "I do...what's
         wrong with him this time?"

         The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing,
         but I think you ought to know, you left your Injun

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