The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to
drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy
walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse
outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt,
and said, "I do... Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just
thought you'd like to know that your horse is about half
dead out there!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside
and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat
The Lone Ranger got the horse some water and soon Silver
was starting to feel a little better. Then the Lone Ranger
turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around
Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to
make him start to cool off from this heat."
Tonto said, "Yes, Kemosabe" and took off running circles
around Silver, waving a saddle blanket to try and keep
the air moving. Not able to do anything else but
wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the
bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again and says, "I do...what's
wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing,
but I think you ought to know, you left your Injun