A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and 
hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she 
playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make 
my bust line forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts 
grow to an enormous size.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what 
happened, and in minutes
they both return.
This time the husband crosses his
fingers and says
"Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the
floor!". Again, there's a bright flash... and his legs fall off.