More things to think about
* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
* Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
* A day without sunshine is like........night.
* Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* Back up my hard Drive? How do I put it in reverse?
* I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
* Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
* I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
* He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
* She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
* I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges!
* Honk if you love peace and quiet.
* Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
* Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so
* Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If at first you don't succeed- skydiving is not for you.