Needs some help
An 80 year old man walks into a fertility clinic with his 75 year old
wife. He walks up to the doctor and tells him of their plan to have
The doctor tells the man he'll need a sperm sample to see if that was
possible. He hands the old man a plastic jar and tells him where to
The old boy takes his wife by the hand and heads for the room.
Two hours later the doctor was begining to wonder if they would ever
out. The two finally emerged looking embarrassed.
"I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand, my wife tried
her teeth in, and she tried with her teeth out," cried the man. "But
still can't get the fucking lid off this thing!"