Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down.
You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back
as humans. What'll it be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle." "So be it,"
says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest, throwing caution to the winds, says "I've always wanted
to be a stud."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to
recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over
the Rockies. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
"Why?" asketh the Lord.
St. Peter answered, "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."