Q: What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-spot?
A: A guy will take 20 minutes to look for a golf ball.
Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?
A: Call her and tell her where you are.
Q: What is the difference between light and hard?
A: You can go to sleep with a light on.
Q: What is the difference between dark and hard?
A: It stays dark all night.
Q: What is the difference between a BONUS and a PENIS?
A: Your wife will blow your BONUS.
Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It is what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.
Q: How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A: No one to talk to during sex.
Q: What is rodeo sex?
A: It's where your lady friend is on all 4's, you are firmly ensconced
the rear with a breast in each hand, and you say to her, " This is the
your sister likes it too." You have eight seconds to stay in the
Q: Did you hear about the "morning after" pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.
Q: What is the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaahh!'?
A: about three inches.
Q: If you are having sex with two women and another one walks in,
what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.
Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife
wants 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
A: 8 hours 59 minutes, - she wanted what?!!
Q: Why do married men like blow jobs so much?
A: 15 minutes of silence.
Q: What is the difference between a SLUT and a BITCH?
A: A slut goes to bed with everyone, a bitch goes to bed with
everyone but you.