A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, 
 one of the largest department store chains. He shyly 
 walked up to  the woman behind the counter and said. 
 "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"  
  
 "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.  
  
 "Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?"  
  
 "Look Around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea 
 of bras in every shape, size color and material. 
  
 "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are 
 really  only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. 
  
 Confused, the man asked what were the types.  
  
 The saleslady replied "The Catholic Type, The
 Salvation Army Type, and The Baptist Type. Which one 
 do you need?"  
  
 Still confused the man asked "What is the difference 
 between them?"  
  
 The lady responded "It is all really quite simple.  
 The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation 
 Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and the Baptist 
 type makes mountains out of mole hills.