The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
* Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
* Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet.
* O'Ryan's -Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
* Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
* Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then all
wasted together and have the time of our lives.
* Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
* Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? -The Irish Times.
* Washington, D.C.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her %%%%.
* Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
* Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married!
* Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.
God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
* The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* Revolution Books. New York, New York.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're to
trouble with it.
* Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.
JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
* Men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
* Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.
Watch out for Gay Limbo Dancers
* Inside toilet stall door, Men's restroom, ???
Express Lane: Five beers or less
* Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's. Pheonix, AZ.
You're too good for him.
* Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's. Beverly
No wonder you always go home alone.
* Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's. Beverly Hills,