> > >> This is hysterical - read it out loud (quietly of
> > >> Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking
> > >> for a while after reading this. It was nominated
"Best email of
> > >> 1997." It is a telephonic exchange between a
hotel guest and
> > >> room-service at a hotel in Asia. The call was
> > >> published in the Far East Economic Review.
> Room Service: Morny. Ruin sorbees.
> Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
> RS: Rye . . . Ruin sorbees . . . morny! Djewish to odor
> G: Uh . . . yes . . . I'd like some bacon and eggs.
> RS: Ow July den?
> G: What??
> RS: Ow July den? . . . pry, boy, pooch?
> G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled
> RS: Ow July dee bayhcem . . . crease?
> G: Crisp will be fine.
> RS : Hokay. An San tos?
> G: What?
> RS: San tos. July San tos?
> G: I don't think so.
> RS: No? Judo one toes??
> G: I feel really bad about this, but I dont know what
> "judo one toes" means.
> RS: Toes! toes! . . . why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow
> singlish mopping we bother?
> G: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying
> "Toast." Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
> RS: We bother?
> G: No . . . just put the bother on the side.
> RS: Wad?
> G: I mean butter . . . just put it on the side.
> RS: Copy?
> G: Sorry?
> RS: Copy . . . tea . . . mill?
> G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
> RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
> baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
> . . . rye??
> G: Whatever you say.
> RS: Tendjewberrymud.
> G : You're welcome.