Only in America can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box
and a draft dodger live in the White  House. 

Only in America can a pizza get to your house  faster than an ambulance


Only in America...are there handicap parking > places in front of a
skating rink

Only in America...do drugstores make the sick
walk > all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a

diet coke... 

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open  and then chain the pens
to 
the counters...


Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands  of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless junk in  the garage... 

Only in America...do we use answering machines to  screen calls and then
have
call waiting so we won't miss  a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place... 

Only in America...do we buy hotdogs in packages  of ten and buns in
packages 
of eight...

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process
so well: > > "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
"bloodsucking 
creatures"..

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille. ---