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Only in America can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box
and a draft dodger live in the White  House. 

Only in America can a pizza get to your house  faster than an ambulance

Only in America...are there handicap parking > places in front of a
skating rink

Only in drugstores make the sick
walk > all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.

Only in people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a

diet coke... 

Only in banks leave both doors open  and then chain the pens
the counters...

Only in we leave cars worth thousands  of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless junk in  the garage... 

Only in we use answering machines to  screen calls and then
call waiting so we won't miss  a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place... 

Only in we buy hotdogs in packages  of ten and buns in
of eight...

Only in we use the word "politics" to describe the process
so well: > > "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille. ---

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