Sad but true!
Only in America can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box
and a draft dodger live in the White House.
Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Only in America...are there handicap parking > places in front of a
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick
walk > all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless junk in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process
so well: > > "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille. ---