Sherlock Holmes goes camping
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a
meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that
is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately
quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all
and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I
that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.What does it tell you?"
Holmes drew a deep breath and sighed, then was silent for a
"Watson, you dickhead, some bastard has stolen our tent."