Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.  After a
good
 meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the  night, and went
to
 sleep.

 Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
 "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

 Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

 "What does that tell you?"

 Watson pondered for a minute.

 "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and
 potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that
Saturn
 is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is  approximately
a
 quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all
powerful
 and  that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I
supect
 that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.What does it tell you?"

 Holmes drew a deep breath and sighed, then was silent for a
minute,
 then spoke.

 "Watson, you dickhead, some bastard has stolen our tent."