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The Delivery

 An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver
a baby.
 It was so far out that there was no electricity. 
 When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the
laboring mother,
 and her five-year-old child. 
 The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high, so he
could see
 while he delivered the baby. The child did so, as the mother
pushed, and
 after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by
the feet and
 spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
 doctor then asked the five-year-old what he thought of the
 "Hit him again," said the lad. "He shouldn't have crawled up
there in
 the first place!" 

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