An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver
It was so far out that there was no electricity.
When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the
and her five-year-old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high, so he
while he delivered the baby. The child did so, as the mother
after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by
the feet and
spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
doctor then asked the five-year-old what he thought of the
"Hit him again," said the lad. "He shouldn't have crawled up
the first place!"