A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on 
  the floor in the dark, he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching 
  you."
 He looked around nervously, shook his head, and continued to
  search for valuables. Then the voice came again: "Jesus is watching 
 you."
  This time he moved the beam of light about the room until it 
 rested upon a parrot. The burglar asked, "Did you say that?"
 The parrot admitted that it had. "I'm just trying to warn you, 
 that's all."
 The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?" 
 "Moses," said the parrot.
  "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?" sneered 
  the burglar.
  "I don't know. I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."