A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on
the floor in the dark, he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and continued to
search for valuables. Then the voice came again: "Jesus is watching
This time he moved the beam of light about the room until it
rested upon a parrot. The burglar asked, "Did you say that?"
The parrot admitted that it had. "I'm just trying to warn you,
The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?"
"Moses," said the parrot.
"What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?" sneered
"I don't know. I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."