Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury
testimony video:

 Titanic:  $9.99 on the Internet
 Clinton:  $9.99 on the Internet
 
 Titanic: over 3 hours long
 Clinton: over 3 hours long
 
 Titanic:  The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent
catastrophe.
 Clinton:  The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent
catastrophe
 
 Titanic:  It's all blamed on  the White Star Line
 Clinton:  It's all blamed on Ken Star
 
 Titanic:  Jack is a starving artist
 Clinton:  Bill is a B.S. artist

 Titanic:  In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar
 Clinton:  Ditto for Bill
 
 Titanic:  During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
 Clinton:  Ditto for Monica
 
 Titanic:  Jack teaches Rose to spit
 Clinton:  Yeah, let's not go there
 
 Titanic:  Rose "returns" her jewelry at the end (drops in the sea)
 Clinton:  Monica forced to return her "gifts" at the end
 
 Titanic:  Behind the scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular
 Clinton:  Behind the scenes, Bill has a 70% approval rating
 
 Titanic:  Jack surrenders to an icy death
 Clinton:  Bill goes home to Hillary - same thing