What have you got?
A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an
interfaith meeting. The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four
sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team."
The Catholic,pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing,
boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."
To which the Mormon replied, "You guys ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives.
One more and I'll have a golf course."