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A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an
interfaith meeting.  The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four
sons.  One more and I'll have a basketball team."

The Catholic,pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing,
boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."

To which the  Mormon replied, "You guys ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives.
One more  and I'll have a golf course."

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