1.  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.  A woman will pay $1 
for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

 2.  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.  A 
man never  worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 3.  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can  spend.
 A > successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 4.  To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to
 understand her at all.

 5.  Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a 
lot more willing to die.

 6.  Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in 
two  people remembering the same thing.

 7.  Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.  Women somehow
 deteriorate during the night.

 8.  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 
A man  marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

 9.  A woman has the last word in any argument.  Anything a man says 
after  that is the beginning of a new argument.

 10. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - 
before  marriage and after marriage.