A woman walks into a tatoo parlor and asks for two tatoos. The first
she requests is that of a turkey on the inside of her left thigh and
second is that of a Christmas tree on the inside of her right thigh.
The man agrees to do the tatoos but is curious, that of all the
could do, "why," he asks, "do a turkey and a Christmas tree?"
The women replys, "My husband is always complaining that there is
anything to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."