Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two
ladies
 in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough
on
 the course.
 
 They didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf
 etiquette.
 
 After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I think I'll
walk
 up there and ask those gals to let us play through."
 
 He walked out on the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped,
turned
 around, and came back, explaining, "I can't do it. One of those women
is
 my wife and the other is my mistress! Maybe you'd better go talk to
them."
 
 The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there and, just
as
 his partner had done, stopped, turned around and walked back. He
smiled
 sheepishly and said, "Small world."