Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two
in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough
They didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf
After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I think I'll
up there and ask those gals to let us play through."
He walked out on the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped,
around, and came back, explaining, "I can't do it. One of those women
my wife and the other is my mistress! Maybe you'd better go talk to
The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there and, just
his partner had done, stopped, turned around and walked back. He
sheepishly and said, "Small world."