Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough
neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other 
about how tough they are.
     
     The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the 
glass onto the bar, turns to the second  mouse and says, 
"When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off 
with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my 
teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, 
and then make off with the cheese."
     
     The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, 
pounds them both, slams each glass into the bar turns to 
the first mouse, and replies: 
     "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much 
as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add 
it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good >buzz 
going for the rest of the day." 
     
     The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third
mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first 
two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and
fuck the cat."