A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle. He goes to a
rifle
 shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out
ascope,
 and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all
the
 way up on that hill".
 
 The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. 
 
 "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. 
 
 "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house",
the
man
 replies.
 
 The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then
he
 hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll
give
 you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my
wife's
 head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
 
 The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know
what?
I
 think I can do that with one shot."