two for one
A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle. He goes to a
shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out
and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all
way up on that hill".
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house",
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then
hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll
you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my
head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know
think I can do that with one shot."